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peacelove-and-rocknroll:

How can you not like Ozzy Osbourne?

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ultrafacts:

Want More facts? Follow the Ultrafacts Blog

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timelordandangelstrenchcoat:

I couldn’t help myself.
me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
crush: no
me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

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flynnabob:

Just look at how his boobs jiggle

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thetorontokid:

robin-scherbatsky:

shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you

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usingtimewisely:

I think about this joke a lot.

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mumblingsage:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





I would like to thank my parents, God and Ayn Rand. 

The Walking Dead meme: 2 weapons [2/2]:Signature weapon

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if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook

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lookingf0rmorgan:

The Pit of Sadness