How can you not like Ozzy Osbourne?
me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
I only have 4 moods:
- fuck this
- fuck that
- fuck me
- fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
- fuck yeah
- fuck no
- fuck my life
- fuck everything
and don’t forget the inevitable
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shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you
I think about this joke a lot.
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The Walking Dead meme: 2 weapons [2/2]:Signature weapon
if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook
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